Each week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. With out additional ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this once more: No. 3 Ohio State 14, No. 1 Texas 7
By no means play this once more: USC 73, Missouri State 13
What? USF 34, No. 25 Boise State 7
Huh? Tarleton State 30, Military 27 2 OTs
Are you kidding me? No. 9 LSU 17, No. 4 Clemson 10
Oh. My. God: Florida State 31, No. 8 Alabama 17
Informed you so: Tulane 23, Northwestern 3
COACHES
Want I used to be him: Brian Kelly, LSU
Glad I’m not him: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Fortunate man: Matt Rhule, Nebraska
Poor man: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame
Desperately searching for a P.R. man: Matt Campbell, Iowa State
Desperately searching for sun shades and a faux beard: David Braun, Northwestern
Desperately searching for … something: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you probably did: Illinois
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Boise State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you probably did: Arkansas-Pine Bluff
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Florida State
Dang, they’re good: Utah
Dang, they’re dangerous: Kansas State
Did the season begin? Colorado
Can the season by no means finish? Penn State
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