Spoilers for The White Lotus season 3, episode 8, “Amor Fati.”
Erewhon, rely your days. The White Lotus simply dealt an enormous blow to your entire smoothie deal. Close to the tip of the third season finale, Lochlan Ratliff nearly meets his maker (Buddha? Jesus? unclear) due to what seems to be a Bosch VitaBoost 1600 W. How, precisely? Effectively, the night time earlier than, Timothy Ratliff stopped his suicidal ideations and began suicidally performing, gathering seeds from the needed-for-the-plot-plot pong-pong tree and mixing them into some piña coladas for his household. All however Lochlan, whom he determined to spare since Lochy advised his dad he might survive as A Poor.
Tim course-corrected earlier than his household acquired totally annihilated, claiming the coconut milk had gone rancid — however he left the soiled blender on the counter. And Lochlan, being a unclean teen, didn’t rinse what he thought was rancid coconut milk out of the blender earlier than making one in every of his brother’s protein smoothies. The poison took impact on the fallacious brother, and we nearly misplaced poor Lochy.
The web discovered all this smoothie drama a bit of laborious to swallow. “Who makes use of a unclean blender ?!!?!? Like I wanna really feel dangerous however I can’t,” one Twitter consumer wrote. Under are the perfect memes and reactions to the smoothie-induced near-death expertise of Lochlan Ratliff:
However we have now one nagging query:Why not a Vitamix? That’s the bougiest/douchiest blender available on the market. Did Vitamix not need the smoke, like how villains can’t use iPhones? Vulture has reached out to Bosch for remark.
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